The Bully in Hills

 This is story is somewhat short, but that's okay.

When I was younger, about 5 or so, my Grandma Mary Lou and Aunt Flo used to venture out near my house on the weekends and spend the afternoons with my mother, my sister and myself. On this particular day, we went out to the shopping center near Kennywood.

We were in a local department store named Hills. Unfortunately, this store no longer exists (in case you were curious). At some point during my trip to Hills, I acquired a quarter/nickel (we'll just say quarter). Before we left, we stopped at the concession stand near the entrance of the store. While I was in line, I noticed this nice little girl standing in line beside her mommy. So, I walked up to the girl, got in her face and proceeded to sing 'I've got a quarter and youuou donnn't'. There was no reason for me to do this, the poor girl wasn't even looking at me. After this, all I can remember is Aunt Flo flipping out for me.

The worst part was, she told my mother about it when I got home. And I am pretty sure I didn't eat my hush puppies (we drove through Long John Silvers), because of how sad I was that my mom knew what I did. So remember kids, the next time you decide to be a straight up jerk, there is always a chance that your parental guardian my find out. So be nice.